Funny Birthday Sayings
This collection of funny birthday sayings is the very place if you are looking for free ideas for birthday cards, sms texts, or speeches. It will have the one that is right for you. Just choose the occasion or style of message you want, and click to see the funny messages we have to offer.
*** Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. *** Age is a number and yours is unlisted *** A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age. *** For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday. *** Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese. *** About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age. *** Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened. ***
Men are like wine: some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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