Happy Birthday Messages
These Happy Birthday Messages are free for you to use non commercially and comprise sayings and messages suitable for sending to a family member, work colleague or friend in a birthday card or text message
Young at heart. Slightly older in other places.
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With Age Comes Wisdom. (You're One Of The Wisest People I Know!)
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A professor spoke to me in animated tones. His team of scientists want to carbon date your bones
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Everyone knows we're the same age. I'm saying we're 29 - please don't blow it for both of us!
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Money's tight, Times are hard, Here's you friggin birthday card.
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Forget the past, you can't change it. Forget the present, I didn't get you one
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On your birthday, why not loosen up. Put some music on. Get your body moving and dance the night away I'll keep an ambulance on stand-by
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Your birthday is no day to be worrying that you started out with nothing, and still have most of it.
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Another birthday? Take it like a woman - eat chocolate and bitch.
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