Happy Birthday Messages

These Happy Birthday Messages are free for you to use non commercially and comprise sayings and messages suitable for sending to a family member, work colleague or friend in a birthday card or text message












Young at heart.
Slightly older in other places.

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With Age Comes Wisdom. (You're One Of The Wisest People I Know!)

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A professor spoke to me in animated tones.
His team of scientists want to carbon date your bones

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Everyone knows we're the same age. I'm saying we're 29 - please don't blow it for both of us!

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Money's tight,
Times are hard,
Here's you friggin birthday card.

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Forget the past, you can't change it. Forget the present, I didn't get you one

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On your birthday, why not loosen up. Put some music on. Get your body moving and dance the night away
I'll keep an ambulance on stand-by

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Your birthday is no day to be worrying that you started out with nothing, and still have most of it.

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Another birthday? Take it like a woman - eat chocolate and bitch.

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