Happy Birthday Quotes

Welcome to Happy Birthday Quotes, the web page that brings you amusing quotes and sayings about celebrating a persons birthday which are suitable for including in a greetings card. These are about getting older and are motivational, meaningful and memorable, good or bad or great, the best or the worst, funny and hilarious, cute or cool, stupid, dumb or crazy, outrageous or inspiring












You are the oldest you have ever been, but you are the youngest you will ever be again.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you get older it will avoid you.

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Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

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Birthday thought
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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You're at an age when you've finally got your head together and your body's falling apart

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The secret of eternal youth is to lie about your age.

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Age is a number and mine is unlisted.

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How many F's in "present"? That's right, No F'in present.

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Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have more live longer.

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